On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
Pro tip: use the ;( when you are feeling flirty but also deeply depressed.